Albert Evanston, star of the small and smaller screen, shares his thoughts and advice. Also, find out behind-the-scenes gossip on Chubby Productions' films!
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Dirty Limerick of the Day
I once got a woman to touch it, And this time she happened to rush it. It got in her hair, But I didn't care, 'Cause I planned all along just to flush it.
Hey gang, a big shout out goes to Studd Webb, my co-worker & roommate and the star of such Chubby classics as, "Field of Creams," "Two gentlemen All Alone-a," and,"Titty Lickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold."
Head (huh.."head") on over to his blog, Studd of the Webb, for all your techo-perverted info. I can tell you one thing for sure: Nobody knows as many uses for the Nintendo DS stylus as this guy does. NOBODY.
Which reminds me, Studd. Have you seen the remote?
Here it is! The third and final installment of the H Channel profile of Chubby Productions!
This article was filmed on Studd Webb's first day on the job. It was a rough start, but now he's one of the gang (bang). People who read this blog might be surprised to know that Studd and I are now roommates. We're like some kind of...odd...pairing up of....something. (I'll think of the word, I just need a couple of minutes)
Living with Studd is great, except for a few "roommate issues," that come up from time to time. Normal stuff, like keeping the dishes clean, who pays what bills and him using my extra-viscous lubricant without asking. Oh, and don't get me started about how he ruined my iPod!
Anyway, it seems that one of the people who produced the H Channel story are interested in doing a more in-depth documentary about us. I don't know why people think we're so interesting, but we're happy for the free publicity. I'm hoping it will expose us to a new fan base. We have some pretty hard-core fans right now, but they're mostly university professors and guys in prison. It would be nice to get a fan letter that wasn't filled with big words or written in blood.
We're currently hard at work on pre-production for our next movie, and it's going to be a epic (or "E-Prick" as Percy calls them)! So stay tuned!
Here's the second part of the H Channel article about Percival Johnson and Chubby Productions.
I'm so excited to show this to everyone. I'm also glad that I digitized this footage when I did, becuase right afterward, Studd took the VCR (with the tape in it) into the bathroom. I'm not sure exactly what he got up to, but it looks like we're finally going to have to upgrade to DVD. I don't know what's more unbelievalbe: The fact that he got "himself" stuck in the VCR, or the procedure the surgeon had to use to get him out of it. Either way, I don't want the tape back. 100% Eww.
Anyway, enjoy this clip and get ready for part three next week!
A couple of years ago, the H Channel (local television) did a piece on Percy and Chubby Productions. It was a great piece, and really made us look like slick professionals. Unfortunately, Percy had accidentally taped over the copy they gave us. Seems we ran out of tape stock on set one day, and he grabbed the closest available tape. Erasing the tape was disappointing, but in fairness it did allow us to continue filming Life of Thigh, which turned out great.
Then yesterday I dropped by my parents' house, and they were showing it to their houseguests! It seems Mom had taped it and put it away in a safe place. Apparently, Mom and Dad show it to everyone! They say they're so proud that I actually appeared on "legitimate television." They're so sweet.
So, I brought the tape home, digitized it, and now I'm sharing it with you in three parts. Just in time too, because Studd's taken the VCR into the bathroom (for some reason) and he won't come out.
