Two Gentlemen All Alone-a

You know, a lot of people come up and say to me, "Albert, it must be F-ing awesome being a porn star!"

Well, those people are partly right. It is awesome...part of the time. What people don't realize is that Percy can be very particular about what he wants and how he wants it, even if that means stepping on a few toes (or other body parts) to make that happen.

For instance, this clip is behind-the-scenes footage from our movie Two Gentlemen All Alone-a, in which Percy wanted to "explore new territory." The problem was, it called for Studd Webb and I to get a little bit more intimate than we're used to.

Now Studd and I are not picky. We'll do just about anything for Percy's vision. But we're not gay. Not that there's a damn thing wrong with being gay. As a matter of fact, gay guys make the world a better place. (It's a proven, scientific fact that homosexuality has cut greenhouse gas emissions by 8% since 1984. )

But the fact remains that Studd and I are not gay. But Percy convinced us that as long as we were acting, it didn't matter what we did. He persuaded us by noting that playing a murderer doesn't make one a murderer, so then playing gay guys having sex wouldn't make us gay.

Fair enough. Though, it didn't occur to us until later that the difference is that on-screen murder is generally simulated.

As you can see in the clip, things started very slowly. We're kinda used to the girls taking the lead on these kinds of things. So I decided to just go for it and, well...there you go.

Once again, NOT GAY.

Unless it's for money.

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